Bamboo Horror Spoons – Stirring Trouble Since Dinner

$62.00
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These aren’t decorative spoons. They’re witnesses. Each horror spoon is engraved on bamboo with iconic, darkly playful characters and quotes that lean into gallows humor and late-night movie energy. Designed to be functional kitchen tools first, they’re sturdy, usable, and unapologetically weird.

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The Story  

These spoons came from late nights in the kitchen—pots simmering, ovens humming, horror movies playing in the background. Cooking while something unsettling flickered on the screen became routine. The fear faded, the humor stayed.

The idea was to put that energy into something useful. Real bamboo cooking spoons, made to stir sauces, scrape pans, and survive everyday use—just with a little dark personality burned into the wood.

They’re not meant to scare. They’re meant to cook… and keep you company while you do.

Each horror spoon is engraved on bamboo with iconic, darkly playful characters and quotes that lean into gallows humor and late-night movie energy. Designed to be functional kitchen tools first, they’re sturdy, usable, and unapologetically weird.

Perfect for horror fans who appreciate their coffee strong, their humor dark, and their kitchen tools with personality. Whether hanging on display or actually stirring the pot, these spoons are meant to be used—and noticed.

  • Bamboo Wood
  • Wash with Soap & Water
  • Functional!  Clean with mild soap & water.  Maintain condition with  Mineral Oil.
  • Free Shipping Mainland USA

 

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